/*
| Timeline - dynamic [ls] realtime clocklike dates | jQuery outside (c)
| By Psc aka PolarFox | http://unlogic.info | Build:2
*/
 
//locale
loc_dt = new Array();
loc_dt[0]='г. ';
loc_dt[1]='н. ';
loc_dt[2]='д. ';
loc_dt[3]='ч. ';
loc_dt[4]='м. ';
loc_dt[5]='сек. ';
loc_dt[6]='';
loc_dt[7]='';
/* en
loc_dt[0]='y. ';
loc_dt[1]='w. ';
loc_dt[2]='d. ';
loc_dt[3]='h. ';
loc_dt[4]='m. ';
loc_dt[5]='s. ';
loc_dt[6]=' ';
*/
 
function times_this(this_dt){//set easy times
 
c_dt = Date.parse(new Date())/1000;
t_dt = c_dt-this_dt;
ret_dt=-1;var temp_t;
 
if(this_dt>c_dt||this_dt<0){return -2;}//error data
 
temp_t=t_dt;
 
var num, timestamps = new Array();var whatis = new Array();
timestamps[0] = 31556926;//y
timestamps[1] = 604800;//w
timestamps[2] = 86400;//d
timestamps[3] = 3600;//h
timestamps[4] = 60;//m
timestamps[5] = 0;//s
 
for (num in timestamps){
if((timestamps[num]!=0)&&(temp_t>timestamps[num])){
whatis[num]=Math.floor(temp_t/timestamps[num]);
temp_t=(temp_t%timestamps[num]);
}
else if(timestamps[num]==0){whatis[num] = temp_t;}
else {whatis[num] = 0;}
}
 
num = 0;ret_dt='';var and,i = 0;
for (num in loc_dt){
if(whatis[num]>0){
i++;if(i>2) {break;}//max 2
if(i==1){and=loc_dt[6]}else{and=""}//2[max]-1
ret_dt+=whatis[num]+loc_dt[num]+and;
}
}
 
return ret_dt+loc_dt[7];
}
 
function set_times(){//set js time to all
jQuery(".timeline").each(function (id,el) {var t;
t = times_this(jQuery(el).attr("timestamp"));
if(t!=-2&&t!=-1){jQuery(el).html(t);}
      });
}
 
jQuery(document).ready(function(){  
set_times();
 
 setInterval("set_times()", (1000*60));
 
 jQuery(".timeline").click(function() {
  set_times();
});
 });
 
 
 
Добавлено за 0.004 секунд, используя GeSHi 1.0.8.10

 
$date = time()-1000; // дата с БД
 
$d = time() - $date;
$data = gmdate("Y-m-d", $date);
 
if ($d < 60) echo $d . ' seconds ago';
elseif ($d < 3600) echo round($d / 60) . ' minutes ago';
elseif ($data == date("Y-m-d")) echo 'today '.$data;
elseif ($data == date("Y-m-d+1")) echo 'yesterday '.$data;
else echo gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s ", $date);
 
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